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“There are lots of laugh-out-loud stories, some shaking-my-head stories, and even a few what-the-heck stories!”

-Tena

“The author has a great sense of humor and timing. Great for a quick chuckle when nature calls or you’re bored with your morning breakfast cereals.”

-Crisso

“The book is jam-packed with stories exploring absurd takes on the widest variety of topics…Some great laugh out loud stuff as well as quiet guilty chuckles.”

-Rage Rouge

“Clif Haley knows that the secret to comedy is zigging when people think you are gonna zag or possibly vice versa. I literally laughed out loud between 25-40 times.”

-Patrick

"A delightfully haphazard anthology of humorous looks at food, work, and life in modern America."
-Kirkus Book Reviews

Junk Drawer

Random Acts of Literary Stupidity

There are roughly 600,000 words in the English language. Most of the ways in which these words can be arranged make absolutely no sense. Try it. Pick a handful of words out of those 600,000 and see how it goes. Here’s a typical result:

Polyp the translucent aardvark coconut rather bumpy my stump.

See? Nonsense. And yet, within the pages of this book, you’ll find that, on average, about 75% of what you read makes sense! It’s nothing short of a literary miracle, especially considering the amount of beer involved in writing it. Furthermore, you might actually learn a few things, like:

1) How to fail at upgrading computers.

2) How to ride a motorcycle (spoiler: don’t)

3) How to make French toast (even if you’re not French!)

4) How to almost cut your hand off with a meat cleaver (being young and stupid helps)

5) And much, much more!

About the Author

Clif Haley knew he wanted to be a writer the moment he put on his first cardigan sweater about one year ago. Since that fateful day, he’s been wearing that sweater and writing non-stop, sometimes churning out upwards of 60 pages in a single day, all while fending off hoards of flies attracted to the stench of a cardigan sweater that hasn’t been removed or washed in over a year. Clif plans to further his writing career by getting into pipe smoking and tweed jackets with elbow patches.

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Coming Soon

LET’S GET SIDE-HUSTLING!
How to Turn the Hobbies You Love Into Soul-Sucking, Money-Losing Side Gigs You’ll Hate

EMORY CRIDER
and the
ONE DOLLAR BOUNTY
(Western / Humor)

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Junk Drawer

Random Acts of Literary Stupidity

AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE
ON OR BEFORE JULY 1, 2023
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There are roughly 600,000 words in the English language. Most of the ways in which these words can be arranged make absolutely no sense. Try it. Pick a handful of words out of those 600,000 and see how it goes. Here’s a typical result:

Polyp the translucent aardvark coconut rather bumpy my stump.

See? Nonsense. And yet, within the pages of this book, you’ll find that, on average, about 75% of what you read makes sense! It’s nothing short of a literary miracle, especially considering the amount of beer involved in writing it. Furthermore, you might actually learn a few things, like:

1) How to fail at upgrading computers.

2) How to ride a motorcycle (spoiler: don’t)

3) How to make French toast (even if you’re not French!)

4) How to almost cut your hand off with a meat cleaver (being young and stupid helps)

5) And much, much more!

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Free Book Request
By checking the box below you agree to write a review of Junk Drawer on any online book related website or even your own website..

**NOTE: If there are no more free copies available by the time you submit your request, you’ll receive two chapters as a preview and will not be “required” to write a review.

About the Author

Clif Haley knew he wanted to be a writer the moment he put on his first cardigan sweater about one year ago. Since that fateful day, he’s been wearing that sweater and writing non-stop, sometimes churning out upwards of 60 pages in a single day, all while fending off hoards of flies attracted to the stench of a cardigan sweater that hasn’t been removed or washed in over a year. Clif plans to further his writing career by getting into pipe smoking and tweed jackets with elbow patches.

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